Toilet paper? Anyone? An intriguing and hilarious entry by TanGental
Thank you so much for taking part in the #Writephoto – TOMB prompt.
For visually challenged writers, the image shows lots of trays of British money from coppers to notes.
‘You ready, Pammy?’ Gideon could barely contain himself. It had taken 4 years, three years salaries and a Lake Baikal’s amount of tea to keep the builders on track, but their dream home was finished.
Pammy, Gideon’s long suffering girlfriend was also hopping from foot to foot, but for different reasons, although a surfeit of tea was part of it. ‘I need a pee.’
‘Let’s start with the hall and…’
‘I NEED TO PEE.’
‘Yes, light of my existence, but first…’
‘LISTEN, SUGAR PLUM. IF I DON’T PEE LIKE NOW, ALL YOU’LL HAVE TO SHOW ME IS AN INFORMAL SWIMMING POOL AND MUSTARD COLOURED FURNISHINGS…’
Gideon tried to hide his sigh. He had the whole thing planned, down to the last detail. There were two toilets, the small one down st…
Pammy’s face appeared in his line of sight. ‘It does have a loo, doesn’t it?’
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